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THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

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Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Damn you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


THE EMPEROR OF CATHOLICISM - Finds your lack of faith disturbing


TAGS: pope emperor ratzinger palpatine
Rating: 4.14/5

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CrazyAlaskan - February 18, 2010, 1:38 pm
Ahahaha!!! perfect XD you get a 5 from me bro
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 8:42 pm
Even if the comparison is a tad cliche, he breathed some new life into it...hard to do with those fossils. 5 force choking lions out of five.
Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 8:40 pm
The caption is pretty clever though.
Stickfodder - November 5, 2009, 7:28 pm
I think someone forgot their sarcasm tags.
agdaniele - May 8, 2009, 11:26 pm
Wow! Never seen that comparison before.


IRISH YOGA - It's always good to stretch before a good workout.


TAGS: irish yoga saint patty s day
Rating: 4.23/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2012, 10:36 pm
Hah! That be kissin’ the blarney sidewalk. Warmin’ up for St Paddy for 5ure. Damn amateur Micks’ll be swarmin’ my favorite haunts.


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.13/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

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Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and assault rifle from halo


Patience -


TAGS: patience toilet roll quicker
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - October 28, 2015, 1:38 am
I never made that connection before!hahahaha! Very true! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - October 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
Indeed haha! L L L L L


THE TROUBLE WITH INTERNET QUOTES -


TAGS: paton lincoln gandalf quote bait
Rating: 4.81/5

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steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:05 pm
Wow...he also said that the FAIL was strong in you...
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
That quote is from YODA!!! Morons.
forseti - August 10, 2011, 3:01 am
done pretty often IMO but it always gives me a chuckle. 5 quotes
R.S.Jake - August 9, 2011, 4:57 pm
You know, it could be, I feel bad, I didn't verify my source! ;)
Airman - August 9, 2011, 4:13 pm
LOL I alway thought that was from Robert E Lee.. I stand corrected
mariand - August 9, 2011, 3:03 pm
ab5olutely right


SPONGEBOB - No Wonder Our Kids Grow Up To Be Lazy




FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.


TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.37/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm
There is a timmy about...


SIR PATRICK STEWART - The Knighting of Sir Patrick Stewart was done the only way it COULD be done. Qapla'!!


TAGS: patrick stewart
Rating: 4.79/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:37 pm
Ha! Oh if only her bony little wrists were strong enough to make this photo real! ^_^
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm
YAY!


CHECKLIST - Nick Nolte Mugshot Hair, Creepy "Get In The Van" face.


TAGS: robert pattinson nick nolte mugshot
Rating: 3/5

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tngiumedlws - April 24, 2012, 11:43 am
You guys are pathetic. Making fun of a guy you don't even know. Seriously, get a life.
Zed - September 26, 2009, 11:42 pm
Because teenage girls, especially teenage girls in the 13-15 year range, are certifiably insane.
El Camaron - September 26, 2009, 8:22 pm
This guy is a fucking ugly son of a bitch... Why girls keep saying hes "so cute".
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2009, 5:56 pm
You get 3 from me cause there should have been a third line punchline like"where all the white women at?" or where's the nearest grade school" otherwise good.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:51 pm
did I mention who made them?
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 5:50 pm
I have no idea who this guy is but this is actually even a little funnier


PATIENCE - Just a slow way to get pissed-off


TAGS: patience pissed off
Rating: 4.03/5

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R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 12:36 pm
Ha! Too true!


PATRICIA STAR - A perfect example of cartoon crossdressing.




DEGREES OF FEAR - aka Bravery


TAGS: patton speech 1944
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
Will pinkish cowards do?
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:50 pm
Five medals of honor to that brave sonuvabitch.
CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 6:00 pm
I really enjoyed reading this poster... and im not even baked this time! Nice one AM


INGENUITY -


TAGS: patriotism humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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jBurk - March 4, 2013, 2:40 pm
Please know that Federal Law prohibits any ordinances banning the American flag from being flown. President Bush passed this law after 9-11. Good post though.
maoworks2 - May 8, 2012, 2:42 pm
Give Me That Apple Pie, Please !
lgvernon - May 7, 2012, 5:30 pm

Thank you~~
fan4camping - May 7, 2012, 5:13 pm
Awe5ome! A double 'high five' at that, since this is also the FIRST to go on my list of Favs.


REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.


TAGS: goals patrick spongebob nothing
Rating: 4.1/5

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Sonson - February 15, 2010, 6:58 am
Looks like my day


IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT - Patricia is ready for a night on the town


TAGS: patricia
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - December 4, 2009, 11:33 pm
LOL.
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:17 pm
Does he haaaaaave a sister?
Airman - December 4, 2009, 6:49 pm
not sure if Patricia would appreciate that JJ
Airman - December 4, 2009, 6:48 pm
thanks bone. right now I'm just staring at a bowl of cherries
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 6:46 pm
LMFAO MisterJJ...nice Airman!
MisterJJ - December 4, 2009, 6:44 pm
At first glance I thought that was Nancy Pelosi


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.58/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

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??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you fucking foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of assault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the fuckers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the fuck wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're fucked anyway and noone will notice them with all the other fuckers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape rape face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


BRADY-ING - Before Tebowing there was this...




ferguson missouri -


TAGS: militarization police terrorism patriot act police state
Rating: 3.19/5

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DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:56 pm
the police need to avoid civillian deaths at all costs, before the ferguson situation inflames racial tensions to the point where it turns into a racially based genocidal civil war.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:39 pm
excessive force and intimidation tactics provoke resistance, which provokes more excessive force and intimidation tactics, provoking more resistance, until the situation turns into full blown riots, civil uprising, and heavy-handed responses by police.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:35 pm
kill an ant, notice how all the other ants become much more aggressive? "due process" exists for a reason, and its not just to protect the innocent, its to prevent backlash against law enforcement.
premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...


BRAVERY -


TAGS: hero patriotic bravery
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 10:13 pm
Thank You. I was in the US Army 18 yrs and have worked as a contractor the past 10 for the military. I've seen this to many times to count but each time its as heart wrenching as the first.
Rick69 - August 29, 2012, 5:29 pm
I saw this for real once... Heart stopping experience... And also well-said caption, Greybeard... Well done...


HISTORY -




LET THEM THINK YOU'RE STUPID - Screw up enough rescue attemps and eventually you won't have to choose between Mary Ann and Ginger




LIFE -


TAGS: tree path
Rating: 4.69/5

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TheOne - March 22, 2011, 4:43 pm
Nice.
Cubbybear - March 22, 2011, 10:34 am
5 Lions


PATIENCE - "A jug fills drop by drop." -Buddha




FIELD OF DREAMS -




DOCTOR -




ZONKEY -


TAGS: zonkey donkey zebra lonely paternety test
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:47 pm
Even zebras like ass.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
We shall name her "Debra"


ANIMALS ALSO GET PISSED OFF -


TAGS: serenity patience nature rw emerson
Rating: 4.73/5

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gas - October 23, 2012, 8:32 pm
thankyous
GaryO - October 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
I agree with Rick…great composition, coupled with the verbiage.
Rick69 - October 23, 2012, 2:01 pm
Nice one... I'm liking the picture moulding in with the poster...


ANY PATH THROUGH LIFE YOU CHOOSE - will end at your dead decaying body




PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: patriot calendar george bernard shaw
Rating: 4.26/5

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raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:14 am
Or it could just be that you were born in America where we are the most wealthy and even our poor people live better than 90% of the planet. Oh and we saved the world, many times over.
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 9:24 pm
CODMW2
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:10 am
Bravo...x5
Sean - April 19, 2011, 10:00 pm
PATRIOTISM Narcissism by proxy.
farseer1013 - April 19, 2011, 8:03 pm
exactly!
Derek - April 18, 2011, 8:27 pm
Fantastic.


WHY STAR TREK IS UNREALISTIC - No Frenchman could be as badass as Jean-Luc Picard


TAGS: star trek captain patrick picard
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cyberhagen - July 5, 2011, 3:24 pm
I still don't get the casting of Patrick Stewart as a Frenchman. They should've changed Picard's character's name to something British.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2011, 5:25 pm

ahhhh the eternal Kirk vs Picard argument. two words...shoulder roll...FTW!
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:23 am
The actor might have been a brit but the character was a french decendant. Jean-luc might not be as eager as Kirk to get into a brawl but he has flexed his muscle plenty in TNG
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
oops, meant he wasnt a badass
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
Picard was a badass, Kirk could whoop him any day!
Cloudchaser - July 1, 2011, 12:40 pm
The actor who played him was actually British


JIM ROHN -


TAGS: dawn path light
Rating: 4.13/5

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DUCK HUNTERS PROTECT NORTHERN BORDER -




APATHY - No mountain seems to big if you don't care about climbing it


TAGS: apathy
Rating: 3/5

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Hector - April 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
I just don't seem to care about my ennui these days.
That One Guy - March 30, 2009, 10:33 pm
Apathy? Meh, who cares?
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:29 am
pfff, can't be bothered to even contemplate the idea... wait ...that might just be plain laziness :)
bOB cHIN - September 16, 2008, 10:09 am
Young apathaticians Unite!!! ..............Wait ......Nevermind.
pro - July 9, 2008, 10:29 pm
... both peaks!
pro - July 9, 2008, 10:29 pm
Thanks, poster, I for one am inspired! I have decided to not climb Mt Kilimanjaro tomorrow!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 9, 2008, 6:26 pm
Awesome poster, and indeed it demotivated me.
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 4:45 am
I love this one solely because it's TRULY a demotivational poster. And it made me giggle.


WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)


TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well


6TH GRADE FOR FACEPLANT - was a pretty typical year


TAGS: a pattern is developing
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
He meant "typical" in the sense that it was your fourth try at 6th grade.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:26 pm
Hey now, cmon! They had to remove that thing after my incident, they found that the springs were not to code when placed in a playground where helmet kids such as myself might play on them!


MOVE ALONG... - These aren't the BEERS you are looking for! You guys look like LITE drinkers to me


TAGS: st patrick s day
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:56 pm
Beautiful.


PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble


TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

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Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


LOOSE CHANGE -




ST. PATRICK'S DAY - The only day during the year that we can be sure our kidneys work.




JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's


TAGS: jack daniels dropping paties 1800
Rating: 3.63/5

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CaptLiberty - November 29, 2011, 12:22 am
FAIL...because you're too lazy to spend 30 seconds googling Jack Daniels to find out it was started in 1875.


REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.


TAGS: patriotism military america usa memorial day sadness loss heroism army coast guard navy usmc
Rating: 3.31/5

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Untamedfifty - November 4, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hoorah!! Semper Fi


THE DUKE - Would be pissed at all this political correctness BS.


TAGS: john wayne patriot usa
Rating: 3.53/5

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Sean - September 25, 2009, 3:30 pm
Found it! Thanks man.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 2:23 pm
Don't make me make a new "Sean" poster.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 2:05 pm
Yes I am that dumb.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 1:48 pm
Sorry Jmac but I can't find a poster based on a number.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:27 pm
http://www.motifake.com/sean-demotivational-poster-58489.html
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Cuz he looks silly.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:21 pm
Or is that the John Wayne dressed as a bunny one?
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:20 pm
Can a brother get a tag or two to help find that baby?
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
I'd like to reference poster #58489 in response to Sean's comment.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 12:03 pm
AMERICANS Just hate a pop quiz for which they are ill prepared.
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 10:49 am
A distant relative of mine, and I agree.


IRISH SAYINGS - A face without FRECKLES is like a sky without STARS Happy ST. Patrick's Day MotiFake


TAGS: st patrick s day
Rating: 4.66/5

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Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 4:08 am
Yes, Redheads are extremely gorgeous. I wish I had red hair with my Irish Roots, but my Italian took over. So I got the mix between brown and blond. Haha. But I agree on the eyes.
Reason - March 17, 2010, 11:54 pm
those might be the most amsome green eyes I have ever seen.
Cloudchaser - March 17, 2010, 7:43 am
Oh hell yeah! *likes gingers*
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 1:01 am
Scientists suggest the redhair gene will no longer exist by 2100. Quickly! Fuck an endangered species while you still can! This has been an Official Motifake Announcement. Carry on.


US BORDER PATROL - “If only I could get over this fence I could start a new life in Mexico …..”


TAGS: us border patrol mexico
Rating: 4.42/5

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PapaKiloDelta - October 20, 2010, 3:38 am
that fence isn't very intimidating it needs to be bigger and have huge spikes all over it.
culos - August 2, 2010, 4:29 am
Great spin....
crankyhead - July 31, 2010, 10:07 pm
LOL very nice


SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK - Somehow, that show doesn't seem so cute any more.


TAGS: spongebob and patrick
Rating: 3.4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:23 pm
This just have me horrifying thought about Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck! ROFLMAO!
shmoe13 - January 2, 2011, 11:12 pm
haha so true


PATRICK! - "Always when I need him, he is not there."




DARE TO BE DIFFERENT - Find Your Own Path And Screw The Conformity Of the Crowd


TAGS: dare zebra path follow direction
Rating: 4.45/5

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rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:03 pm

post to motitwist
Lavinator - June 9, 2012, 5:46 pm
Point taken in the ass...
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:03 pm
That's much too motivational to be demotivational.


ENEMY OR PATRIOT -


TAGS: pzy enemies or patriot look at this from the other side
Rating: 3.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am
Let them bury and mourn their dead. We'll bury and mourn our dead.
pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm
don't you just love it when these dickheads miss the point
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am
If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.
kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm
Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.
MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm
every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.
forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am
Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!


APATHY - I JUST DON'T CARE -


TAGS: apathy leopard not caring don t give a shit
Rating: 2.8/5

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Brian The Great - May 13, 2009, 3:55 pm
You first!
Mosethyoth - May 13, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maybe. But there's surely no muscle needed to die. Just stop your breathing.


PATIENCE -


TAGS: philosophy patience spiders virtue
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2011, 5:46 pm
Nice.


ON THE JOURNEY OF LIFE - I choose the psycho path ...


TAGS: life journey psycho path choose
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - July 20, 2011, 9:42 pm
Just like driving someone crazy, for me it wouldn't be too far of a drive...
taxiinthesky - July 20, 2011, 5:00 pm
and not the path less traveled....
7053 - July 17, 2011, 2:04 am
Looks like michael myer's day..
Ascetic - July 17, 2011, 12:20 am
It's not a lonely path.


HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY - now let's be havin' that kiss


TAGS: st patricks day
Rating: 3.71/5

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PATIENCE - is a slow way of getting f*cking annoyed


TAGS: patience
Rating: 4.85/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 4:37 am
Thanks, nothing but the best eh? lol
forseti - August 10, 2011, 2:51 am
very nice!
Reality Lord - August 9, 2011, 8:33 pm

lol'd :)


PATRIOTISM VS NATIONALISM -




IRON PATRIOT - At least he's a step up from that other asshole!


TAGS: iron man ironman patriot ironpatriot dark avengers norman osborne
Rating: 1.88/5

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Sean - August 2, 2009, 12:37 am
IRON PATRIOT Who would he torture? And how?????


TRUE CONCERN -


TAGS: sarcasm apathy concern
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:43 pm
Been there, done that.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:12 pm

lol'd


WELCOME TO FRANCE - Name? : "Heinrich Himmler" Occupation? : "No just visiting zis time..."


TAGS: german occupation
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Urza - December 2, 2011, 7:45 am
Where is the relationship between the GDR and Himmler? It makes absolutly no sense.
forseti - April 8, 2010, 3:29 am
that's impossible ;)
vader - January 24, 2010, 6:34 pm
himmler with a passport of the german democratic republic??
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 11:14 pm
Also, your women are fat.
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 11:13 pm
Relax, my 1/5 was just a joke too ! :p
CANADA - October 16, 2009, 12:55 pm
just visiting lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 6:04 am
Also, Your women are Hairy......Nice one Player.
Player_Meyer - October 16, 2009, 5:50 am
Haha... relax... was just a little joke... I'll let you eat cake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 5:42 am
you Frenchies never can take a joke........You do have some white Flag waving skills though.
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 5:28 am
I don't like it. 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:35 pm
I love it. 5


SO GAUCHE -


TAGS: patricia mindfuck spot the monkey
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 pm
I think I've seen every episode three times. Twice for sure. Soap was amazing. But there are great shows now.
rerun - August 22, 2009, 1:23 pm

Hell, thet Taits were pretty awsome in their own right. Wish they still had shows like that on now.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:22 pm
I don't think Benson ever drove the Taits around anywhere. God Benson was great, eh? But thanks for the comments.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:54 pm
Ever seen the British show Jeeves and Wooster? Jeeves is played by Steven Fry and Wooster is played by Hugh Laurie (house).
MrRandom - August 22, 2009, 3:14 am
I'm with Sean on needing a butler named Jeeves. So stereotypical but just classic.
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 3:13 am
5 Monkeys! But I think I would want a butler named Benson.


Reality -


TAGS: patrick starfish real
Rating: 2.96/5

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Fr. Poindexter - April 16, 2009, 6:27 am
Woody Harrelson is looking well


PMS -




INTIMIDATED -


TAGS: humor pats place monkey
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:11 am
Monkey's got a gun ... Hungry monkey, banana good.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Harmless humor? LOL! 5L


IMPATIENT CHICK -


TAGS: impatient chick
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - October 4, 2011, 9:42 am
lol...cool


APATHY - whatever - add your own Sub-text


TAGS: apathy cat
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by vilnius

robbidos - February 21, 2013, 6:34 pm
every time i read it, i get an extra word between "own" and "sub-text" that starts with an F
GaryO - September 6, 2012, 8:55 pm
Vilnius, yer stuff rocks, always…and I almost agreed with FC, but the caption was so apathetic that it was an exclamation point to the title, and really, who gives a rats pooper…I do, however, agree with FC, a ‘daily joy’
FervorCoulee - September 6, 2012, 8:38 pm
Good poster. Might it have been better without the sub-text? As in, you couldn't be bothered to add anyhting past 'apathy'. I appreciate the efforts of all the posters. Daily joy.


OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star


TAGS: november challenge star wars your lack of participation in the challenge is disturbing
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:42 am
I swear I've seen that joke somewhere before. Maybe an eddie izzard sketch while he was doing the death star canteen thing?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
Now that's evil i could be a part of. I love Funny Hats!
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:17 pm
Fantabulous!
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 4:58 pm
ZOMG...I LOVE the furry boots...


PATRIOTISM -


TAGS: patriotism america flag
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mark - March 2, 2009, 11:28 pm
More beautiful art Ron, but some might consider me slightly prejudiced in view of your subject matter.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:35 pm
Nice poster, RONSART. 5 lions.
Mark - January 17, 2009, 5:11 pm
I'm not a big Stevenson fan but I have to admit he nailed this one. Great Job!
FFS - January 15, 2009, 2:59 pm
This a MOTIVATIONAL poster. Is it not?


THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner


TAGS: patrick swayze baby dirty dancing dead
Rating: 2.46/5

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pttthhhhhtttt - September 15, 2009, 9:40 pm
An outside wall corner was the best you could do? You wrote "the corner" twice. Also it should be Johhny Castle. You failed.


COMPASSION -




APATHY -


TAGS: apathy fear
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Arkot

spacedog - July 11, 2010, 12:14 am
Well done Arkot. 5L


American Land -


TAGS: pride america usa patriotism honor
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Thedge - October 20, 2014, 8:02 pm
Vanner. Watched it. There's a tear in my beer. Thank you. That was the America I grew up in. Seriously, thank you.
Vanner - October 13, 2014, 11:23 am
Lol, plenty places in the world have as much if not more freedom. Might have been a show but Bill Pulman said it best: http://youtu.be/eVwUphZ37Ww
GaryO - October 13, 2014, 10:02 am
amen, brother


I AM AN OUTDOORSMAN - The fact I am getting drunk on the patio is proof ...


TAGS: outdoorsman pation getting drunk proof
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 28, 2011, 3:19 pm
Guess I need to get me a patio set too... Isn't the guy in the background the Old Spice Man ?
Airman - June 28, 2011, 1:48 pm
man after my own heart


THE WAIT OF SHAME -


TAGS: bear shame patience beeches playing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - July 9, 2013, 10:12 pm
LOL, nope.
falloutghoul - July 9, 2013, 9:03 am
...Cubby?


STATE OF THE UNION -




MY DESTINATION -


TAGS: tsa patdowns
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:37 pm

ditto
MilDoc - December 7, 2010, 1:36 pm
Great! 5 gropes!


EVERYONE HAS BEAUTY -


TAGS: patient hospital beauty
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Valymar - March 16, 2012, 4:28 pm
Terrific!
Reality Lord - March 15, 2012, 6:13 pm

...wow (humble wow)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 5:38 pm

Excellent!~
carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 15, 2012, 4:49 pm
Crushing. . . in a word. . .
tellitlikeitis - March 15, 2012, 1:00 pm
Oh my... this is fabulous!


DAMN YANKEES -


TAGS: war patriot patriotism peace
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:50 pm
LoL. The only star trek is the original series... : )
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 4:00 pm
You Sound Like A Vulcan.


VOYAGE - Life is not short, it is long. VERY long, especially after all of those wrong decisions.


TAGS: life path journey fail decisions
Rating: 4.68/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 13, 2011, 2:38 pm
yeah, but the bridge should be on fire
concretedawg - January 13, 2011, 10:37 am
ladies and gentleman "my life!"
Sho - January 12, 2011, 12:52 pm
Thx
tellitlikeitis - January 12, 2011, 6:46 am
Most excellent.
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:19 am
Long*
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:19 am
5 Ling Lives... beautiful
agdaniele - January 11, 2011, 10:30 pm
I am in full agreement with Cubby.
Cubbybear - January 11, 2011, 10:23 pm
I like it. 5Ls


WAR -


TAGS: weapons soldiers patton
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am
No one wins IMO...


RECRUITING TECHNOLOGY -




AGDANIELE - WILL HE EVER LEARN? -


TAGS: st patricks
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:47 pm
LMAO! Actually, I'm blaming the 3rd Guinness. Sure, it was #3 of 22, but I knew it was up to no good.
Sho - March 18, 2010, 10:42 am
At least he almost made it to the door.
me4891 - March 18, 2010, 10:34 am
I feel like that guy today. Drinking Irish Car Bombs with my friend from Ireland last night. Pounding Guiness spiked with shots of Irish Whiskey is bad for the head and tummy.


SOME PEOPLE - Just need a sympathetic pat ...to the head ...with a hammer.




EPIC FAIL -


TAGS: freedom patriot act fail
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Scott

Anon. - July 19, 2009, 11:40 pm
Look at the background, it's obviously a jail cell or something like that, so no duh there will be a lot of cameras around. Sorry if you let your criminals run free in whatever idiotic country you're from.
moooooooooooooo - July 3, 2009, 3:07 pm
Anonymous2 wins today's grand prize for most Ignorant douche on the site. (The cows all voted)
Anonymous2 - July 3, 2009, 1:23 pm
No, I call it safety. You don't want to know how many terror events have been prevented because of the Patriot Act, you liberal pussy. Over here, they hate us because we're not Muslim. Even if we converted, we wouldn't be the right kind, so STFU!


EMOTIONS -


TAGS: love hate apathy
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by flint

culos - November 4, 2010, 7:40 am
Are these supposed to be mood-stamps?
agdaniele - October 28, 2010, 11:11 pm
Is this pro spousal abuse?
Neener - October 28, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amazing concept!


IT ALWAYS RUNS OUT -


TAGS: patience calendar rewards
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - June 16, 2012, 10:25 am
lol... and usualy, takes so little.


MASTERY -


TAGS: master warrior path life axe
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - March 18, 2012, 3:28 pm

see i woulda said comstipation sho?
Sho - March 18, 2012, 10:59 am
So much hostility in this picture
Reality Lord - March 18, 2012, 9:34 am

kill it...with fire
lgvernon - March 17, 2012, 5:35 pm

Oh~~~I thought perhaps it was you in your kilt {grin}
Rick69 - March 17, 2012, 5:15 pm
Thank Axe's mate for making that... :)
lgvernon - March 17, 2012, 5:12 pm

I really love this graphic~~
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 4:55 pm
oh My, the glory the glory


PATRIOT - "What pity is it That we can die, but once to serve our country." ~Joseph Addison


TAGS: patriot military honor courage
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by RonE

epimethius05 - May 2, 2011, 11:56 pm
Youre supposed to make the other dude die for his country country
RonE - April 30, 2011, 11:55 am
If anyone actually understood what the USCG did.. they could never forget them.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:53 am

I like the fact you included the Coast Guard. Most people seem to forget about them.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 11:36 am
Thnx, just trying my hand at this.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:19 am

outstanding


NEGATIVITY -


TAGS: path to ruin is made by negative thoughts
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:10 am
so anyways, when do you hit the road, Aggy?


APATHY -




ALCOHOL - Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.


TAGS: alcohol patience stupidity life bar
Rating: 3.97/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

Cubbybear - December 29, 2010, 10:54 pm
Long Live The King!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 10:40 pm
A dick sucking party. I lol'd
AdmiralAckbar - December 29, 2010, 9:48 pm
that did not take long
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:36 pm

take a number, the blade is getting a lot of use
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 9:33 pm
What? Leaving? How could you? Who else will give us so many exceptionally bad posters in one day? I think I will have to start cutting myself again.
Sean - December 29, 2010, 9:17 pm
"...but please keep the dick sucking party rolling"!?! You ignorant little twit. One thing we do not put up with and never have, here at Motifake land, is mixed metaphors. So don't let the door hit you on your way outta town!
rerun - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm

@TTH, I think we know what he is made of. I however am far o polite to say it aloud.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
Sunny this is normal for most sites. Take it well and you will earn respect. Take it like this and you become just another ex-contributor who took it all too seriously. Roll with it Sunny! And show us what you're made of!
SunnyDay - December 29, 2010, 8:36 pm
well, thanks for the ride, that was fun. I'm done here, too much hate and life is too short. but please keep the dick sucking party rolling
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 7:04 pm
forever alone
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 6:06 pm
It's much more fun to ignore you completely. Starting................ now.
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 4:29 pm
come on everyone shout at me, it's fun
Airman - December 29, 2010, 2:12 pm
ah, remnants of the Motifake I grew up with. wipes a tear
ICEMAN - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
That doesn't mean you can't do it for old times sake.
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:30 am
It's my job now.
agdaniele - December 29, 2010, 12:25 am
It's no longer my job to shout at you, my friend. Hope you're enjoying it!
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
that was to aggy
Hawamleh - December 29, 2010, 12:02 am
long time no get shouted at by you :D
Claire - December 28, 2010, 11:42 pm
Ag- Challenge accepted. Monkey- Quantity over quality these days. It's called laissez-faire economics.
AdmiralAckbar - December 28, 2010, 11:13 pm
that comment was like handing Lindsay a bag of coke. You just have to sit back and wait for it.
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
The King? I guess if you do stack crap, eventually you will have a castle.
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
Careful, Claire... that's the NEW King of Motifake we're bagging on. The King!
Claire - December 28, 2010, 10:59 pm
Ahahaha. 5l for the comments 1L for the poster. I'll give you something to bitch about. :)
5150monkeylove - December 28, 2010, 10:39 pm
Ok, I will break my ban on voting for you. It would have been a 3-4L, but 1L for the tears
agdaniele - December 28, 2010, 10:36 pm
SInce I'm not drinking, I don't have infinite patience for your posters... aka: stupidity. 1L for being a crybaby. Grow up.
Hawamleh - December 28, 2010, 9:14 pm
I think I might have been that asshole. Problem, Sunny?
rerun - December 28, 2010, 8:52 pm

you are aware I am sure that you just opened yourself up to a ton of 1L votes on all of your posters and abuse in general. It is never a good idea to vocalize your dismay over votes.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 8:32 pm
to the SOB who voted a 4L on my one and only perfect score so far : whoever you are, your grandmother is sucking dicks in hell !!!
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 5:29 pm
sorry, sunny is too drunk to read the comments, but he thanks you for joining the 5L party
Reality Lord - December 28, 2010, 5:05 pm

yup...this is alright sunny!
Donkasaurus - December 28, 2010, 5:40 am
I must be really drunk because my patience has told me to give you 5L!
Derek - December 28, 2010, 3:20 am
By putting one in the same frame of mind.


ST. PATRICKS DAY -


TAGS: st patricks day
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Vitek

agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:17 am
Tsk tsk... you're making good ones on your own... don't get to plagiarizing again... there's a few today.


APATHY - make your own goddamn joke


TAGS: apathy
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 11:49 pm
I see.
CpnKangaroo - January 1, 2010, 11:43 pm
its not that i couldn't, its cause i didnt care enough to
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 11:40 pm
Come on now... if you can't make something funny out of it, don't post it.
Derek - January 1, 2010, 11:36 pm
Ohhhh baby


OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY - I G O T A N "A" O N T H I S




PATIENCE -


TAGS: patience douche asshat drivethrough burger
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Sho - October 3, 2013, 9:42 pm
and you really need to go to the bathroom. very badly.
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 9:54 am
And when they finally got their order and are about to leave, they run out of fuel.
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 11:13 am

And they are non-English-speaking. They also become distracted by the sound of my head banging against the steering wheel of my truck.


APATHY - The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. ~Plato


TAGS: apathy stormtrooper
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by damagei

CloudchaserS - October 24, 2012, 11:38 pm
That attitude also creates evil men. It happens when parents and in some cases whole families won't admit that their precious snowflake could possibly do anything wrong.


WHAT'S WRONG WITH MALE NURSING? - It's rough on their nipples!




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